The Grammys are the Superbowl of Music. The Big Leagues. The Real Deal. The Whole Enchilada.
It's hard to be a part of the music industry and not have an opinion on this major event. Not only do I watch, sometimes, I cry. It's like you're seeing someone's wildest dreams come true: LIVE. on national television.
Since I am not a musician myself, I will never understand what it feels like to win music's most coveted prize. BUT I really wanted to know.
"Hey dude. I'm writing a blog about The Grammys, and I need your help. You won a Grammy, right, John?"
"Care to elaborate?
"Too sleepy now. I'll text ya later."
"Dammit John! I'm on a deadline! We all know you're a wordy mother-f*cker. Just tell me about it."
"Okay, okay...So it was 1995, and the category was 'Best Rock Vocal Performance by a Duo or Group'. I was sure DMB was gonna win for 'What Would You Say' and since I played on that song, too, I was ready to run up to the stage and cause trouble. I was already out of my seat as they were announcing the winner. When I heard 'Blues Traveler', I was so shocked, I popped my knee out. I couldn't even walk! I hopped up to the stage, and didn't even remember my speech. It was pretty awkward, but awesome at the same time. Awesomely awkward."
"Wow! I didn't know you played on that song too. Geez, showoff."
"I know. I know."
"One question: which was cooler: winning a Grammy or losing your virginity?"
He hung up on me. I guess he really was tired :)
Wow! What a story! I've seen DMB like 15 times, but I can't imagine even meeting Dave or being featured on his most famous song. But beating him for a Grammy?? Surreal. What's cool about John's story is that he not only performed that song, he wrote it. And he pulled from his real life experiences. A lot of artists today are amazing performers, but the list of song writers is usually a long one. I think his song hit home to so many people because it's real. You can feel his pain in every lyric. Genius. Score one for the Grammy committee of 1995. They were on point.
I can't wait to watch what happens this year. Who's heart will be shattered and who'll come out on top. I checked out the nominees and there are some really tough decisions to be made. How do you choose between "Call Me Maybe" and "We Are Young" for the best song??? Both are such breakout hits. It's a doozy!
We are rolling out the red carpet at Saint Rocke, and making a huge deal about it. Gift bags, contests, prizes, bottomless champagne...It's like P Diddy's afterparty: minus the yacht.
See you this Sun. Doors 6PM. Suit up.